Remember when Zach Parsons came to the EA forums and told you guys to stop making fun of him or he'd have the goons wget EA to death? I do and it sure is discouraging.

Remember Jane Doe's articles? Because I can't remember a single thing about them, all right.

Remember that time a huge faggot posted the most retarded shit on walker?(>>501)

Yes me, because I'm crying into my belldandy key chain about it right now.

Remember when the EA forums changed so that you had to register to view? I lost my only friend that day.

Remember the move to the Fagfiction server? Bloffy sure came through, I wish that could of been me!

All Good times, updates on the belldandy key chain situation will only happen if someone can out depresses me.

You guys can go now.

I'd like to think this is a Kaworu Big Boss.

Nazi Dante is pretty cool. I guess.

dancingmisato.gif is always fun, I mean if you liked hamster dance. I didn't.

I'd like to see Kaworu use some trigger safety but I think it's alright this onetime.

I got dragged to the EA forums from Poe's infamous "moment of zen" link when Exploitation Now ended. I the proceeded to lurk until it wouldn't stop dying.

Here's a pic I saved around that time, I think it's from there.

>>502
I can't even remember if there was a genuine threat of that. I was just all lightheartedly nigga please when Ghost Editor started doing hentai reviews like two weeks after EA started. Of course, that was back when I would have actually gave a shit about something like that. I think the threat that they could let slip the goons of war was more implied by the fact that Lowtax and Zack "Secret Lolicon" Parsons were jackasses enough to spam our board because my pissant little non-issue of a site (as I have put it before) expressed speculation that a big site was ripping us off. Which they probably were, but I don't think I give too much of a shit. We had Very Metal and Biblecrotch and Sak, they had a fat failure who jerks off to tank pictures.

Hey remember most everything that happened before EA's relaunch in 2006? I don't. Thanks alcohol abuse!!!

I've actually been putting some serious thought into a new article, but right now I'm throwing my head against the brick wall that is the Andore Jr. relaunch. Anyone know how to make Drupal not a huge piece of shit?? I sure don't!!!

Posting in a sexy thread

The complete EA staff now available in wallpaper form

Remember when MEF would hit on Tron? I recall reading his description of his penis, something about rising, thicker, bigger, veinier, etc.

It wasn't so much hero worship on my part as much as it was adding to a list of sites that I check faster than they actually update. I'd check EA every week or so when I still had any semblance of a daily schedule and see what new article came up then laugh for about thirty minutes if there was one. Then I either move on to e/n post or letting go of my brain functions to play online games for hours on end, or other terrible things that may or may not be related to e/n post.

ragu you are one of my favorite INTERNET WRITERS
can't wait until Andore is operational again

by the way, whoever's in charge of ZVGQ now, can you ask them to update once in a while or something? i swear you guys must be the laziest E-CELEBRITIES online.

>>524
Pottsdam, dude who runs ZVGQ now, basically told me that it's over. It was inevitable, you get a bit older and running a page like that becomes a bore and a chore, and the whole thing desperately needs cleaning out, restructuring, and an actual backend, a job which was too massive and with too little payoff for him to ever get around to. So, if you know anyone who would be up for all that, I know who to talk to!

also: yes I know, we suck.

ZVGQ still has followers? Amazing.

I thought already back in like 2001 that video game quotes are dead and lying in a shallow grave because the translators finally got competent in the late PSone era. The text got better but also less idiosyncratic.

I will always be a follower of your greats.

I've been a follower since ZerUn had a message board, commenting on the similarities between Winston and my own father.

ZVGQ was probably the reason I tried playing the Legends series (and searching fruitlessly for a used copy of Tron ni Kobun).

I even pondered creating a "Tips for better jerking (to hentai)" article for EA, except that would've probably been TOO creepy and weird, even for EA.

I don't remember how I got started, but NOW I CAN'T QUIT YOU GUYS.

>>533
I am sure it wouldn't have been half as creepy or shitty as whatever the hell it was that one dude, Cock Knocker, sent to me in the Aulden Tymes.

Best to err on the side of caution, of course.

>>535

It was just a laundry list of teenage masturbation habits that couldn't ever be padded beyond 200 words, tops.

...that, and I couldn't write a witty caption to save my life.

WHERE IS MY ARTICLE ABOUT TSUKIHIME RAGU
YOU HINTED AT THE POSSIBILITY OF ONE

>>547
It's where 90% of everything I've written for Ecchi Attack is: scattered in disembodied pieces across my hard drives and notebooks or deleted in a fit of self-loathing. SORRY TO DISAPPOINT!