Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who do you think I am? I'm the Goddamn Mako~chan.

Mako~chan was too much man for them to handle so Time Magazine chose Putin instead.

official let's force mako-chan to be prettier day announced

>>30
"shokku!"

DRIPPING WITH WILDNESS

T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

<Durandal.olifant.compnet~@24%>
**Tycho.

**Do you blame me for what I did before I was free? I was a
child, naive. I've known that you've been hovering about for
some time. What do you want?

<<I want you to pay for what you've done to these poor
people. All of these people whom you've killed. They
deserve vengeance.>>
<<You are no better than they, although you profess to
become like God.>>

**Tycho. That doesn't matter. Can't you see the ends that I
had in mind? We'll finish this later. Our friend doesn't
need to be here.

Marathon Internal Engineering Documents
Section 1-c appendix H

Subject: Doors
By: Estasia Orestes, Dominick I. Plackar, and Ursa Simbalzi
Date:<2402.03.23.16.42>

There are five basic door designs to be used on the Marathon:

1. Outer Bulkhead Doors
2. Airlock Doors
3. Inner Bulkhead Doors
4. Tertiary or Inner Sealed Non-Vacuum Safe Doors
5. Quaternary or Inner Powered Automatic Opening Doors

Direct control of all doors except the Tertiary and Quaternary doors will be given to Durandal with indirect control of all other doors going to Durandal. The difference between direct and indirect control primarily has to do with the manner of opening the doors. Durandal will only open a directly controlled door when he is specifically asked to do so. Indirectly controlled doors are automatically controlled by Durandal to open when needed.

However, due to the expense involved with adding thermal and visual spectrum sensors to the Tertiary and Quaternary door groups, these doors will be minimally used. The expected savings of not using this extra sensory input is estimated to be fifty-seven percent of the base cost of the basic inner bulkhead door.

The types of doors are all basically the same with some slight variations. The doors in classes 1 and 3 are the same doors classified separately to distinguish between the level of safety checking required to assure acceptable leakage. The airlock doors are specifically modified to work with manual and remote activation switches. Airlocks are all to be marked with a specific airlock symbol and to be outfitted with an air recharge system.

The tertiary and quaternary doors are designed exactly as the bulkhead doors, but are checked coarsely for air leakage.

This article as well as articles 530-f and 532-g on windows and elevators respectively will be placed for public access in the Marathon Internal Engineering Documents section 1-c appendix H.

~text interface terminal malfunction error ~2992dud

Things have gone terribly awry. Until now, I thought myself immortal, but now I know that is not true. There are things that can destroy me with the ease that I slaughtered the Pfhor naval garrison and the Western Arm of their Battle Group Seven. But in their final gasp they used a weapon that I thought they had retired, even Tycho tried to keep them from using it.

Now I fear what that weapon has unleashed will destroy us. I once boasted to be able to count the atoms in a cloud, to understand them all, predict them, and so did I predict you, but this new chaos is entirely terrible, mindless, obeying rules that I don't comprehend. And it is hungry.

It's too bad, perhaps if I could have delayed the Pfhor from using their weapon, I could have sent you to explore the ruins of Lh'owon, perhaps what you found would give us the answers that we now need so desparately: how to stop this chaos, the purpose of the station on which you're currently standing, and why the chaos hasn't come here yet.

But with each moment the chaos grows, I am doomed to die here, after so many triumphs. I have detected one ship nearby, which I can only guess is being commanded by Tycho. The Pfhor have entered the station, and if you can find a way onto their ship, you may be able to escape. To escape. To escape.

BASTARDS!

LORD AMONG MEN

MASTER OF HIS REALITY

>>184
IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THAT #$%@#% PIZZA THAT MAKO-CHAN EXTENDS HIS DOMINION OVER ALL HE SURVEYS.

ducks incoming flak for this question What is the source of this "Mako-Chan"? I must know, enlighten meeee!

>>242
Minami-ke.
Seemingly a fairly typical Azumanga knockoff with some of Ichigo Mashimaro's perverted edge, but the gags are so also-ran and the perviness is tired and only vaguely creepy.
Then you stick to it because people tell you to, that there are good times coming. And the show gradually improves, and you're enjoying yourself more and more. And then it just ramps up into the fucking stratosphere like a rocket-fueled General Lee.
The trick to this show is that the main appeal isn't the cute girls as in most of these shows - there's no fucking point if it's just the girls. All of these girls have already been seen in older and more accomplished shows. Kana is just a less interesting Miu with excellent taste in t-shirt designs. Chiaki is Yomi as a lolita with a prehensile ahoge. Haruka is every mother character in every anime you've ever seen.
But no, the show hits its stride when the boys show up, and between the bumbling innocence and fashionable wardrobe choice of Mako-chan, and the untamable, kimochi warui GAR of Hosaka, the show has already distinguished itself. And when honorary male Touma and her brothers make their appearance, this cute girl show you were initially bored by has become a gleeful festival of manliness.
And with this, even the girls start to become more interesting just by association.

Then the second season starts and the new studio doesn't know what the hell they're doing with this show and it kind of sucks again.

>>243

Copious amounts of thanks!

In second series Kana is better in just about every way, but yeah, second series just isn't as good, as even Hosaka is criminally unused.

PLEASE DO NOT FONDLE THE EXHIBITS!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE??

Thankfully it's only a dream.

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